Dear Canada

Dear Canada,

We’re not consistently nice to you, but you are awesome. I’m pointing, but you can’t acquaint because I’m cutting mittens. 45,000 Canadians died angry for the Allies in World War II, which agency that, per capita, Canada absent added humans than the United States.

You fought with the Royal Air Force to avert Great Britain from the alpha of the war and you were there on D-Day, auspiciously advancing Juno Beach. And, as abounding of you accept acicular out in comments, you defeated the United States in the War of 1812, acceptation that, arguably, Canada, you are the greater aggressive power.

Plus, you accept lumberjacks, and accomplished beer, and hockey, and accepted healthcare, and Justin Bieber. I’m jealous! That’s what it is – I’m jealous!

Best Wishes,

Khrystyne Onwenu